Keith Olbermann reports that it appears “all but certain” that up to six Senators will challenge the Electoral College slate from Ohio when the votes are opened in a joint session today. That’ll be me glued to the TV set. But I’m not holding my breath.

On a similar note, Jon Stewart condenses new Republican minority leader Harry Reid’s message to his party: “At least we’re not dying in a mine shaft.” Again, not holding with the breath.