“‘Merry Christmasâ€™ is like saying â€˜Fuck you!'”
Yes. It’s Ann Coulter. Half man/half woman/full loon.
Sheâ€™s like the anti-feminist. No, except she isnâ€™tâ€”because all feminists behave that way and pretend to be, â€˜Oh, Iâ€™m a strong woman.â€™ Theyâ€™re all weak and pathetic. Have you ever seen Citizen Kane? You know, he marries the nightclub singer and then wants to make her a great opera singer, because he controls all news in America; even though the audience is booing and throwing paper airplanes, all the headlines on every newspaper is â€˜Susan Alexander Sweeps Chicago!â€™ That is what itâ€™s like to be a liberal in America, whether youâ€™re Susan Sontag or Hillary Clinton. No matter how pathetic and useless and everyone can be booing you, throwing paper airplanesâ€”you can be incomprehensible like Susan Sontag, a â€˜genius,â€™ a â€˜public intellectualâ€™! Did you try reading anything sheâ€™s ever written? What was the point of it? And Hillary, constantly voted the most admired woman.”
…I have friends I trust who are smart who would put together a good TV show, and they came up with some ideas. And I can tell you straight out, weâ€™ve basically given up. There is no liberal worthy of debating me, and I wonâ€™t do a TV show unless I have a liberal counterpart.”
“No. I promise you, she wouldnâ€™t do itâ€”sheâ€™s whiny, sheâ€™s not funny. What weâ€™re looking for is good-looking, male, liberal, half a brain. They donâ€™t even have to be smart.
“The one person I really want to sit down with and figure out why he thinks heâ€™s a liberal is Larry David,” she said. “Because thatâ€™s the most brilliant TV showâ€”it is conservative humor, and you canâ€™t tell me itâ€™s not. Itâ€™s all politically incorrect. And people I know whoâ€™ve worked with him say heâ€™s really sweet, so there is nothing about him that should make him a liberalâ€”and yet he flew from Los Angeles to Boston to sit at the Democratic National Convention.
“He canâ€™t be a liberal! Itâ€™s got to be a generation thing. Iâ€™m sweeping the youth of America. I just noticed that most of my fans are college kids, I mean, itâ€™s striking. And all these old people who ought to be conservatives still think of themselves as liberals. I would bet you anything if Larry David were 20 years old, he would be a right-wing lunatic.”
It takes one to…oh, why waste the bandwidth.
(Thanks to Todd for the link)