Anyone want to explain why that pill gobbling fathead Rush Limbaugh has the only long-form political talk show broadcast daily to US troops in Iraq on the Armed Forces Radio Network? Yes, the same Rush who called the Abu Ghraib prison scandal nothing more than a “fraternity prank,” dubbing the prison humiliation a “brilliant maneuver?” Shouldn’t he, like, be in jail or something, the way any African American Oxycontin abuser would be?

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