Up until now I have refrained from further publicizing Bill O’Reilly’s absurd campaign to “save Christmas.” But now, according to Media Matters, O’Reilly claims that “somewhere Jesus is weeping” over the slings and arrows he’s endured in his holy crusade.

“All right, where am I going wrong here? All these people hate me….And all I’m doing is sticking up for the baby Jesus. So what’s the deal?”

And you thought he was just another dumb, belligerent perv.