Only the Santa was white. And that guy behind him…

A delighted Laura Bush shows off the African-American children that the President purchased for her through amazon.com. According to the President the children are named (from left to right) Clarence, Condi, Condi, Condi, Condi, Clarence, Clarence, Clarence, and Clarence. Currently still on backorder are Condi, Condi, Clarence, Condi, Clarence, Condi, Condi, and Colin, whom the President has indicated he will refuse when UPS tries to deliver him.