The perfect crapstorm

It took an evening of Christmas shopping (or “mutually agreed upon festive binge buying” for those who hate Christians…see below) to see that somehow good taste took a holiday when some marketing scuzzball came up with the idea of merging the ‘talent’ of Ann Geddes (whose icky-poo cutesy photos of babies make Precious Moments figurines look like Black Mass must-haves) with creepy semi-human Celine Dion. The end result can be found on natalist coffee tables nationwide.

TBogg

TBogg

Yeah. Like I would tell you....