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nuMarketing: Target's chastity underwear

Drudge had a link to this (like he’s into girls anyway). WTF?

Target sells Chastity Underwear. Here is the actual marketing copy for this item:

They call them “chastity underwear” at Blue Q, but we question whether these hot little low-rise hipster briefs would do much good in terms of guarding. In fact, we might go so far as to recommend NOT wearing them if you’re expecting to ward off any impure thoughts. They’re gilded panties, for the love of Saint Agnes. Elaborately ornamented, with a golden lock at the front and center, they are designed to “keep the royal treasures under lock and key” and even have the words “safe & secure”…

In this day and age, I’m sure this stuff is worn by the Britney set, which is scary. This is just dumb, though I suppose it’s better than receiving a ChiaPet.

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