One less alumni to hit up for a check….

So what’s up with this Peterson guy? Did he , like, break the law or something?

One of the benefits of never watching cable news (or network news for that matter) is that I was way underinformed about the Peterson trial. I do know that he allegedly killed his wife and unborn child, that he allegedly dumped their bodies from a boat, and that he allegedly sold fertilizer.

Oh. One thing I do know for a fact: he graduated from the same high school that my daughter goes to. They’re tearing the school down after this year…not that Scott has anything to do with that.

Allegedly.