Meghan Cox Gurdon, who is better known as America’s Worst Mother&#153, is taking the week off to check herself into the Laura Bush Clinic for Mothers of Incorrigible Children, which should allow her to get some much needed rest while her husband wrangles the kids, Fennel, Eucharist, Bette Noir, and Keebler.

I’m sure that she will be back next week with tales of more hijinks, although whether they will be delightful, hilarious, or merely jejune remains to be seen.

Me? I’ve got ‘jejune’ in my office pool….



Yeah. Like I would tell you....