No Astroglide™ at Astros’ games
According to a link over at Atrios, all you baseball-loving homos better stay away from National League games:
Cass wants a U.S. Supreme Court that will outlaw abortion and gay marriage. “Do you want to take your children to a National League baseball game for instance and have homosexuals showing affection to one another? I don’t want my kids to see that,” he said.
Apparently gays are welcome at American League games because they have the “designated hitter” which, according to the Bible (Yogi 3:16), is also a abomination.
You can look it up…