Just in time for a little holiday cash

Hoping to cash in on the recent spate of eBay auctions for cheese sandwiches and fish sticks bearing the likeness of our Savior or members of His immediate family, a local Long’s Drugs photo processor discovered the Reclusive Deity making a cameo appearance in a photo included in someone’s vacation shots from their visit to Branson.

Bidding begins at $1000. No fatties or atheists, please.