Lord have mercy…NC Senator Liddy “Sugar Lips” Dole is going to
chair the National Republican Senatorial Committee (AP).
Mrs. Viagra, a Salisbury, NC native, is being picked for her ability to “help Republicans win over female and minority voters by putting a “different face on the party.” Yes. A highly lacquered one at that.
I have a bit of advice for Mrs. Dole. I hope your administrative staff gets a bit of training on how to use mail merge on your constituent response mailings.
Wifey Kate and I wrote her during the recent failed campaign to push FMA, and her office sent us a response that was, not surprisingly, clearly in support of the President. Unfortunately, it was addressed to us as if we were a married couple. Pretty funny.