Take my womb. Please.

Kathryn Jean Lopez who, to our observation, has yet to have a “Pleasure me, Mandingo” moment, is positively frantic that Arlen Spencer might not roll over for an anti-choice Supreme Court Justice nominee.

K-Lo, or as she is known around the Corner: Home Alone, posts here, here, here, here, here, here, and here.

And that is just in the first two hours. There’s lots more.

Apparently Kathryn still dreams of carrying Rich Lowry’s love child and fears an activist court will force her to terminate against her will.

That happens a lot, I hear.

Meanwhile, Kathryn has yet to consummate her relationship with Rich because, every time he comes over, the combination of too many Zimas and Duran Duran CD’s makes him flaccid.

I hear that happens a lot too.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....