You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out,
And then you burn in Hell
Okay, this is from Drudge so it probably has a truth shelf-life of about 40 minutes, but Matt says:
Attorney General John Ashcroft ‘plans to submit his resignation to Bush in the next several days’…
I assume that (inspired by the charming date-nighter Shall We Dance) Ashcroft will move forward with opening that chain of dance studios he has always dreamed of where awkward-but-willing Christian singles might learn country-line dancing which, while an abomination unto the eyes of the Lord, is fairly simple to master.
I think he’s going to call his studios: Chagag-A-Go-Go.