TBogg

Somehow I thought the Rapture would be a little less painful… like watching George Lopez

World O’Crap explains how, when the Rapture comes, God will plunge a knife into the heads of the true believers, cut out a jagged bloody piece, reach in and grab the sweetbreads and rip them out by the roots, and then stick a candle in the hollowed-out core which will then cast a dim light (dimmer than usual) on Heaven.

I bet Hieronymus Bosch is just kicking himself for not thinking of that one.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....