Howie said it. Not me.
It takes a nation of handlers to teach a chimp to talk:
Chicago, Ill.: Love your chat Howard. I’m astonished at how little attention the so called liberal media has paid to the mysterious bump under W’s coat during the first debate. Can you imagine the uproar if it were Kerry? You guys have been cowed by the right.
Howard Kurtz: You seem to be suggesting that the press is covering up something here. There is, I repeat, nothing to back up this rumor. Besides, if Bush’s handlers were feeding him answers, wouldn’t he have done better in the first debate?
I’ve tried to get Beckham and Satchmo to do solve quadratic equations but so far they’ve resisted. What’s a handler to do…?