The long-awaited return of I Don’t Like the Drugs But the Drugs Like Me

Flush with euphoria after landing an interview with fellow war-avoider and substance-abuser George Bush, Rush limbaugh went out and scored some high grade methamphetamine and got tweaked out of his melon:

“Everything is an opportunity. Imagine the ability I would have to relate to people if this storm hits. I would be homeless and then in touch with people who are homeless. That’s how you have to look at these things.”

Homelessness: It’s not just a state of being. It’s a way to meet people.

Yeah. He’s on the hard stuff…again.

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