Seeing “Santorum” and “scuttlebutt” in the same sentence made me smile…
Tacitus is happy that Rick Santorum (R-Knockin’ on the door before the episiotomy stitches have even healed) is speaking at the convention.
Under normal circumstances I would be thrilled too, except that I hear Our Lady of the Dolphins has been hired to write his speech which means that it will be pretty much defanged.
Too bad. I would have liked to hear what he really wanted to say to America.
Think Pat Buchanan crossed with a rottweiler….
(Insert your own dog joke here…)