I would never want to be a member of a cult that would have me as their Dark Exalted Punisher of Apostasy…although I do look pretty darn hot in a hood.

Roger Ailes thinks it’s for wanks…so count me in. Nothing like a good wanking, I’ll always say.

Now I’m not exactly what you might call a techno-geeko-babbler (no! you say. Yes, it’s true )and if you asked me what RSS meant, I would guess it was a Hooked on Phonics way of spelling arse. So why would I go to Blogger-Con? I like the Bay Area, my wife and I have friends who live there, and we could really use a trip together sans daughter and dogs. That’s reason enough for me. Plus I could meet some bloggers whose work I really admire. And I could always marry a guy while I’m there since I hear that’s what people do in San Francisco these days instead of going to Fishermans Wharf…

Of course I’m on the wait list so we’ll see how that goes, and then I’ll have to reveal my Super Secret Identity, but that’s a small price to pay to hang out with people who might get in a slapfight over TypePad.

Can’t you just smell the excitement?

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