Our source also mentioned Kerry’s illegitimate children and his ‘quick on the trigger’ problem…
Proving that Matt Drudge doesn’t have a lock on fake news “sources” who snap or snarl dumbass comments that make for good copy but lousy reality, crushkerry makes up their own:
The Democrat National Committee has prepared a full-scale assault against the Vietnam Veterans for Truth to draw their character and veracity into question, according to one anonymous source inside the DNC. The campaign of character assassination is scheduled to coincide with the release of the book Unfit for Command which reveals inconvenient facts for the Kerry campaign.
â€œWe have prepared what we call â€˜Brown Booksâ€™ that contain damaging military records, personal credit histories, medical histories, psychiatric histories, divorce records, you name it,â€ our source told us. “We’ve got the goods on the Veterans who oppose Kerry.”
When asked if this was just another example of John Kerry slandering Vietnam Vets â€“ like he did in 1971 as a member of the Vietnam Veterans Against the War â€“ our source snapped, â€œNo! This is warfare. The only way weâ€™re going to get out of this is to force everyone to question their motives and credibility.â€
â€œIf they want to spread rumors and stories about John Kerry, weâ€™ll spread rumors and stories about them. And some of the things they did in Vietnam were a lot worse than what they say John Kerry did,â€ our source concluded ominously.
…and it was all echoey and scary and was followed by a blood-curdling “BWAHAHAHA!”.
Meanwhile, back on Earth, I have no doubt that the DNC is going to attack these guys, and why shouldn’t they? They became fair game when they agreed to be a part of a Republican smear campaign.
After the 2000 election it’s nice to see that the DNC isn’t bringing a knife to a gunfight….