“I am shocked you would sink this low” said the imaginary voice in Matt Drudge’s head.
First Matt Drudge fake quote of the week:
“This is a trash hunt,” said a senior Kerry source, who asked not to be named.
“No, I do not have a clue what is in the papers,” explained the source. “But it is none of my business. And its none of your business, or any one’s business… You’re playing a game of gutter ball, Drudge.”
“I would argue, adamantly, the records should remain sealed. And out of the hands of John’s political enemies.”
“…and, by the way, do you mind my mentioning that you look totally hot in that hat, Matt?”, said the Kerry aide who also said that he hates Kerry because he’s so French-looking.