…and the war is a phallic equivalent of a phallus.

How Georgie got his gun:

As first reported in Time magazine, the soldiers who captured Mr. Hussein in December presented the mounted sidearm as a gift to Mr. Bush in a visit to the White House. They were members of the Army’s Delta Force team, Mr. Bush later told reporters, and they had confiscated the unloaded pistol from Mr. Hussein’s lap when they pulled him out of his spider hole near Tikrit.

“It’s now the property of the U.S. government,” Mr. Bush said at a news conference this month in Savannah, Ga., when asked specifically about the pistol and whether he would return it to the people of Iraq. What the gun tells us about the president, the war and the relationship of the Bush family to Mr. Hussein is another story entirely. It is in many ways better, or at least more interesting, than the first.

The Iraqi dictator, after all, tried to assassinate Mr. Bush’s father in 1993, when he was only a year out of the White House, as payback for the 1991 Persian Gulf war, which the first President Bush had waged on Mr. Hussein. In other words, the gun is more than a gun, at least according to the Freudians.

“It’s the phallic equivalent of a scalp – I mean that quite seriously,” said Stanley A. Renshon, a psychoanalyst and political scientist at the City University of New York who has just completed a book, to be published by Palgrave/Macmillan in September, called “In His Father’s Shadow: The Transformations of George W. Bush.”

Interestingly, in Saddam Hussein’s Baghdad palace they found George W. Bush’s missing beer bong from when he was holed up in Alabama while avoiding National Guard service during the seventies, so this story has a rather pleasing symmetry.

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