Calling all warbloggers….
Tired of being referred to as a member of the 101st Fighting Keyboarders? Sick of having your wife yell at you from the other room to “get off the goddamned internet” even when you’re really not looking at porn? Ready to trade in those elastic waist Dockers™ for some real-life cammies that didn’t come from Old Navy? The US is looking for a few good men (but they’ll take what they can get…don’t be shy) who like open-ended engagements, dry hot weather, and have an unquestioning love for their Commander-in-Chief.
Your carpal tunnel problems and that nasty case of deskchair butt-rash are just a two-year enlistment away.