Lawyer, doctor, fireman, cowboy, cage fighter, flamboyant exercise guru….
Remember when little boys wanted to grow up and become, well, something other than an actuary?
Richard Simmons is off the hook — the assault charges have been dropped, Phoenix police say. In March, he slapped Christopher Farney, a cage fighter, after Farney allegedly made a sarcastic remark about the flamboyant exercise guru at an airport. Lawyers say a private settlement was reached.
I’m thinking that Farney said something about Simmons not being real, you know, masculine and stuff….