Wow. The fish does rot from the head down…

Somebody broke the President’s Dorian Gray portrait.

Okay. I’m no cyclist, but is wearing a mouth guard really part of the normal equipment?

Bush, who was wearing a safety helmet and mouth guard when the mishap occurred, declined the offer of a car ride home from Secret Service agents and instead pedaled the remaining mile to his house, Duffy said.

“It’s been raining a lot. The topsoil was loose,” the White House spokesman noted.

Bush was the subject of a presidential safety scare in 2002, when he fainted after choking on a pretzel while watching a football game on television.

I’m just so darn proud of this president and the way he confronts everyday dangers. Next week: he gets his head stuck in one of his desk drawers looking for a dropped Tootsie Roll. Hilarious hijinks ensue…

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....