I’d go but I left my war pants at home
The brutal murder of Nick Berg has the 101st Fighting Keyboarders so spitting mad that they’ve given up their day jobs and have run down to their local recruitment offices.
Okay. Maybe not. But I’m sure the Professor will be signing up just as soon as finals are over. And Stephen Green will be going full metal jacket …but first he and Muffy just have to get that wet bar put in before the summer cocktail season starts. And aren’t Skip and Buffy going to be green with envy? Sullivan will be there…just as soon as he quits being gay.