I guess you could say that the American Family Association isn’t exactly having a turf war with Mensa when it comes to members. You, of course, remember that they ran an online poll on gay marriage a few weeks back that got dumped when it didn’t go the way their God intended. Now they want you to vote for President, but you have to be a qualified voter (which, I guess, means showing that you know the Super Secret Christian-Hetero Handshake). Unfortunately…that didn’t work either.
Maybe they should just ask for a show of hands at Pope Mel’s movie.
(Thanks to Lisa at FuzzyPuppy)