Jesus just called. He said “Tell her to never mention my name again. At least until she wails for mercy from her private ring of Hell. Thanks.”

Just what Jesus (the Christ) needs: Ann Coulter sticking up for him:

But again I ask: Does anyone at the Times have the vaguest notion what Christianity is? (Besides people who go around putting up nativity scenes that have to be taken down by court order?) The religion that toppled the Roman Empire – anyone?

Jesus’ suffering and death is not a Hatfields-and-McCoys story demanding retaliation. The gist of the religion that transformed the world is: God’s only son came to Earth to take the punishment we deserved.

Twenty minutes of prime scourging in Mel’s movie was punishment for Ann alone.

By the way, check out Ann’s new “Okay. Give me that pouty Afghan Hound look, and don’t worry, we’ll Photoshop out the adams apple later” photo.

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