After 16 years of dating, somehow I achieved a woman-induced erection and we made good use of it. So there…
Texas Gov. Perry more or less clears the air about his “hobby”. Wonkette has the details.
Perry then challenged any reporter who still thinks he’s gay to a wrestling match as long as they will agree to get all oiled up. And wear tighty-whities.
Because, dammit, Perry is just as straight, if not straighter, than SpongeBob.