This would probably explain IKEA…
From the Borowitz Report:
Within ten years of marriage, Dr. Cranborn added, a significant number of married men stop having sex with women altogether.
â€œThereâ€™s only one way to describe someone who does not have sex with women, does not hit on women, and spends his free time shopping for furniture,â€ Dr. Cranborn added. â€œThat word, to be scientific about it, is gay.â€
(Thanks to Issac for the link)