If the minibar is empty, my column must be done…
Here’s Christopher Hitchens at his most absurd:
As with most senior Democrats, Kerry’s revolving-door record with lobbyists and donors is one to make Cheney and Bush look like amateurs
Usually, when someone’s blood alcohol level reaches the point where they can write a sentence like that with a straight face, their heart and lungs have both stopped working and they’re secreting pure Wild Turkey through their pores.
Meanwhile, Hitch paid a visit to his good pal Andy Sullivan on the West Coast.