You can’t tell the Administration members without a scorecard
Anything that mentions:
The Ann Coulter Transgender Outreach Office
The Center for Talking About Caring About That Literacy Stuff
The Halliburton VIP Hospitality Center & Cuban Cigar Lounge
and The William Bennett Hall of Virtuous Slots
is a must-have.
Buy it in bulk and piss off Bill O’Reilly.