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Won’t someone please help out Jonah Goldberg?:

HELP [ Jonah Goldberg]

The suits want me to come up with some ideas for Jonah and/or Cosmo related merchandise. I find this prospect equal parts flattering and weird. I really don’t want people wearing my mug on their clothes — at least not prominently. What I really need are two things: tasteful, clever, and reasonable ideas (a Cosmo blimp, for example, is not reasonable), and short quotes from me that people think might make for good fodder for coffee cups, t-shirts etc. I’ve been looking thrrough the couple lists of “Jonah quotes” on the web and all of them are just too long to work. This is all very odd, I know. But if you have ideas or nominations, please send them along.

Jonah’s picture captioned with Lucianne’s Vaginal Discharge might be a hit with all the cool kids. Someone check with John Leo…

TBogg

TBogg

Yeah. Like I would tell you....