Our Lord is standing by to take your calls….

You know God. He gets all busy on the weekend what with all the football players he has to help score the big touchdown while leading their team on to Godly victory over the other team that just wasn’t praying hard enough. Anyway, because he’s all booked up this weekend (Notre Dame is playing, aren’t they?) it’s imporatnt that you get your prayers in early to beat the weekend crush. According to the Presidential Prayer Team, worthy prayer recipients this week are:

Attorney General
John Ashcroft

Secretary of Labor
Elaine Chao

White House Chief of Staff
Andrew Card

Director Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms
Bradley A. Buckles

Remember, when praying for John Ashcroft, you don’t have to mention him by name. Your Son will suffice…