Gilead Illustrated…the Swimsuit Edition

It only makes sense during a time when the Administration is using George Orwells 1984 as a blueprint, that the people who believe that the human body is the devil’s Dave & Busters would also seek literary inspiration from some of the books that they haven’t burned…yet. Taking a tip from Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaids Tale, comes next summer’s fashions for the woman whose body is a sacred temple that all eyes must be averted from, and who only want to shave from the ankles down…

Are you ready for WholesomeWear?

Check out these sultry little vamps.

Yup. Deck out your little eternal virgin in one of these numbers and you can guarantee her a lifetime of social awkwardness, Saturday nights with a Josh Groban CD and and a Diana Galbaldon novel, and a roomful of cats named after all the children she never had….

(Thanks to Chris…again)



Yeah. Like I would tell you....