Finally. Someone Oprah can’t influence…

Resisting the gravitational pull of Planet Oprah, the Nobel Committee today awarded the Literature prize to J.M. Coetzee of South Africa. This was in direct conflict with Oprah’s pick this month of Coetzee’s countryman Alan Paton’s Cry, The Beloved Country.

An infuriated Oprah has vowed to purchase Sweden and enslave it’s inhabitants.

TBogg

TBogg

Yeah. Like I would tell you....