I was all up for sex until I saw those naked Dr. Laura pictures. Now I just want to cuddle…

Let’s face it, getting sexual advice from Dr. Laura is like getting tips on How To Pick Up Chicks from this guy. But, then again, lack of qualifications has never stopped the menopausal harpy from giving advice to those who lives are so empty and soulless that a kind word from the good doctor is like a really shiny worthless bauble on a really high shelf at Wal-Mart…. Well, you get the idea.

Husbands need sex, and it’s a wife’s job to provide it – as much as he wants, whenever he wants it. So contends Laura Schlessinger (search) – better known as Dr. Laura, the ever-provocative radio-show shrink – in “The Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands.”

In a galley of her book, coming out in January, Schlessinger describes what she calls “loving obligation” – that is, a spouse’s duty to do something whether or not he or she feels like it.

If husbands are expected to “go to work and earn money” and visit relatives they don’t like, she argues, why can’t their wives put out on demand?

Oh. This should go over good.

Probably better than her last book, Leaving Mommy To Rot in Her Condo: A Daughter’s Prayer.

(thanks to Tony)

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