Segways recalled. Sedentary, manatee-sized losers who are too lazy to actually walk fifty feet are saddened….

I’ll leave the obvious Bush jokes to others. But, c’mon, the last thing this country needed was something that made walking two blocks to the 7/11 to buy a 2 liter of Pepsi Blue and a colostomy-sized bag of Fritos easier….

Oh, yeah. And another thing…get caught looking like this riding one of these and you will never ever have sex with someone who looks like this.

TBogg

TBogg

Yeah. Like I would tell you....