I just got my Merit Badge in Perjury and now I’m working on one in Skankitude….

The Boy Scouts of America build our leaders of tomorrow. And what better way to teach good solid American values to these strapping young men than to have a benefit featuring a convicted perjuror and a woman who thinks that you spread democracy by invading countries, killing their leaders and forcing the people into Christianity, just like Jesus would. That’s right. It’s the Ann and Ollie show coming to Gwinnett County.

A patriot night promoting American values and speeches from some of America’s top media personalities in television, radio and print. Join this special group promoting the good things about our great country.

Y’all c’mon down now for a night of food, fun, fascism and faggot-bashing, y’hear?

(Thanks to Tim)



Yeah. Like I would tell you....