President bows head. Calls it a day.

Fortified with a double dosage of anti-smirk medication, President It Happened On My Watch made an appearance on the South Lawn this morning, saw his shadow, and then immediately retreated back into the White House, signifying eight more years of massive deficits. President Bush and the vaguely old-man-smelling Dick Cheney then headed for the White House Gameroom for an afternoon of Madden NFL 2004, while Laura and Lynne sat at the White House kitchen table drinking Harvey Wallbangers, smoking, and discussing Jenna and Barb’s college hijinks, Elizabeth Cheney’s job at State, and how Mary Cheney’s softball team is doing.

Later, lunch was served.

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Yeah. Like I would tell you....