No, really. He gets paid for this.

Must be a new Fox show: When Comedians Stop Being Funny:

Fox News commentator Dennis Miller is fretting about American safety.

“We now have better security at Borders bookstores than at our actual borders. Meanwhile, all we can do is kvetch about how wrong it is to search and profile people,” Mr. Miller noted in a column yesterday.
“Here’s one way we can solve our border problems: Why don’t we just buy Mexico and Canada? I mean the continent is already called North America. Somebody was trying to tell us something.”
Mr. Miller continued, “You know, we’ve got the best country in the world and its greatness is based on inclusion. But someone should turn over that plaque on the Statue of Liberty and check underneath because I’m pretty sure it’ll say, ‘But for God sakes, don’t let people in who want to blow up this statue!’
“By the way, I find it ironic that the French gave us the Statue of Liberty because you know when it comes to being gracious to foreigners, well, the French wrote the book on that, didn’t they?”

But seriously folks, I just flew in from LA and, boy, is my act tired….



Yeah. Like I would tell you....