Tom Toles looks into his crystal ball…sees a moron

Tom Toles this morning.

President Whistle Ass this afternoon:

The U.S. economy is “showing signs of promise,” President Bush said Thursday in his second speech in 10 days in Missouri, a state he narrowly won in 2000 and has doggedly courted ever since.

“OUR ECONOMY IS starting to grow again,” Bush said at the Kansas City Convention Center. “Americans are feeling more confident. I am determined to work with the United States Congress to turn these hopeful signs into lasting growth and greater prosperity and more jobs.”

Meanwhile 413,000 new jobless claims.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....