Hi. My name is Rush and I’m a schizophrenic. No, I’m not. Yes, I am.

Apparently when Rush Limbaugh claims “talent on loan from God” he’s talking about Janus. Here’s Rush:

Here(sic) me now and believe me later, my friends: all these conservative orgasms over Arnold Schwarzenegger are – like the “Gorbasms” liberals experienced over Mikhail Sergeevich Gorbachev – fake. I know that (R) next to Schwarzenegger’s name excites the White House, but his own words prove he’s not a conservative. I call this “The Hollywood Syndrome,” and it happens every time some actor-type says anything even remotely conservative. I’m not trying to cold shower anybody here, but don’t look to anyone in Hollywood to validate your political ideas.

The American Prowler’s George Neumayr detailed Arnold’s politics in his article “Here’s Arnold!” Quote: “[H]e spoke in generalities and banalities about his plans for the state. To the extent that he said anything, he sounded not like a fiscal conservative but a moderate Democrat. He said that he wanted businesses to come back to California so that the state government could collect enough tax revenues to provide social programs. This is the sort of obtuse comment middle-of-the-road Democrats always make, forgetting that businesses are leaving the state because they are tired of paying high taxes for those big government social programs.”

Here’s Rush again:

“The mud slinging against Arnold Schwarzenegger has begun. I know what bothers the liberals about Schwarzenegger: it’s the (R) beside his name. Other than that, they would have no problem with him.”

Meanwhile Limbaugh listeners scramble for their dictionaries to look up this mysterious word; “Orgasms“…



Yeah. Like I would tell you....