Issa bows out of race as well as his plans to run for Miss America

As all San Diegans know, Darrell Issa has always been a rich dork with delusions of grandeur. According to Political Wire, Hot Wire Darrell just pulled himself over:

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA), “who bankrolled the effort to recall Gov. Gray Davis and was one of the first to say he wanted to replace him, says he will not run in the Oct. 7 election,” the San Diego Union-Tribune reports.

“Standing outside the Registrar of Voter’s office, Issa broke into tears as he announced he would retain his seat in Congress so he could work toward peace in the Middle East.”

“work toward peace in the Middle East”. Jeez. Did he mention right after the swimsuit competition that he also hopes to become a veterinarian someday because he “just loves children”?

If he were any bigger a loser he’d be given a honorary lifetime membership in Promise Keepers.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....