Papal envy

The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr. Rowan Williams, today responded to efforts by the American members of the Anglican Communion to elect an openly gay bishop by declaring the Episcopal Church of the United States of America to be in schism with the Church of England and ordering its members to be arrested and burnt.

“The old sweetie’s really got a bee in his mitre over this one,” said Canon Douglas F.X. Ramsbottom, a Lambeth Palace spokesperson. “It’s not so much the gay thing, I mean we are British clergy, after all; it’s the power thing. Rowie doesn’t like the Americans thumbing their noses at him. Deep down, he really wants to be like the pope, you know, infallible and everybody kissing his ring, so every now and then he’s got to flex a little muscle.”

TBogg

TBogg

Yeah. Like I would tell you....