If you don’t want a diagnosis, don’t go to a doctor.

Republicans are upset that the study that shows that conservatives are mentally ill sociopaths obesessed with man-dog sex was funded by the government.

According to Florida Republican Rep. Tom Feeney:

“Taxpayers shouldn’t be required to pay for these things,” Feeney said. “If private universities, privately funded, want to study ridiculous hypotheses for political agendas, they have a right to do so, but when you are basically confiscating money from taxpayers to fund left-wing rhetoric and dress it up as scientific study, I think you have a real problem with credibility.”

Feeney, who appears to have mistakenly married a man, later praised the work being done at Florida State University on why some people are born without necks.

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