These three Ashcrofts walk into a bar

Sent in by reader Chris, from the Playboy joke page:

Attorney General John Ashcroft visited an elementary school to give a civics presentation. After he finished, he asked the young boys and girls, “Are there any questions?”

Bobby raised his hand and said, “I have three questions. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore? Are you using the Patriot Act to limit civil liberties? And why haven’t you caught Osama bin Laden yet?”

Just then, the bell rang and the teacher announced it was recess. Half an hour later, the children returned. Ashcroft said, “Let’s start where we left off. Are there any more questions?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “Is it really legal to hold suspected terrorists without letting them talk to attorneys? Why did the recess bell go off 10 minutes early? And where the hell is Bobby?”



Yeah. Like I would tell you....