He-Man Clinton-Haters Club
John LeBoutillier just doesn’t like Bill Clinton:
Just a few blocks from the future site of Bill Clinton’s $160 million presidential library, a couple of Clinton haters hope to open a museum devoted to mocking his presidency.
“As long as he’s talking, we’ll have to be here trying to keep him somewhat honest and stop him from rewriting history,” says John LeBoutillier, a former Republican congressman from New York who rode Ronald Reagan’s coattails to victory in 1980.
LeBoutillier and his partner, Houston businessman Richard Erickson, plan to call it the Counter-Clinton Library. They say the museum here and one planned for Washington will look at such topics as Whitewater, Monica Lewinsky, the last-minute pardons, even damaged White House furniture.
“We already hear he’s going to bring a bunch of egghead economists to his library to say how great the economy was when he was president,” LeBoutillier says. “And we’ll find our own who can say it had nothing to do with him.”
If you’ve never head of Congressman LeBoutillier, don’t be suprised. His victory in 1980 was followed by his losing his seat a scant two years later. I think Bill Clinton has erections that last longer.
So what has John been doing the meantime? Oh, writing for NewsMax.
Writing things that even NewsMax won’t print:
Yesterday I spoke to “RJ” â€“ an inside-the-Beltway source who, over the years, has never steered me wrong. RJ said, “John, do you know the true story of Gary Condit?”
RJ then proceeded to outline a scenario for what happened in this case: “Condit has been known inside the gay community here in D.C. for being a big, big user of gay male prostitutes â€“ especially blacks from the Caribbean who ride motorcycles and love to wear black leather.
“Condit lives in Adams Morgan â€“ a terrible commute to and from the Hill â€“ and it is a notorious neighborhood for gays and bisexuals.
“Now, here is the dirty little secret behind the disappearance of Chandra Levy: Condit goes both ways. He likes to get sodomized by male prostitutes before having sex with women. The gay sex turns him on and he can then ‘perform’ with women.
Oh. And he writes a blog where he provides political analysis based on his two years in Congress.
You’ve to hand it to John though…he didn’t think much about candidate George W Bush back in the day:
3) George Bush: a seemingly affable, occasionally arrogant (“Governor Smirk,” said the Manchester Union Leader), lazy and not-so-hungry fellow, who really doesnâ€™t believe in much or stand for anything.
His campaign? Lazy, arrogant and overconfident. So arrogant, in fact, that they remain in almost total denial about what is happening to them at this moment.
Bush is one defeat in South Carolina away from being toast.
Unfortunately, Bush won South Carolina and now the economy is toast.