The Danny Alamonte of the New Canaan Spinsters Club
Greg over at Soundbitten points out that there seems to be a slight discrepancy in the carbon dating of Ann Coulter:
Meanwhile, the NY Times is apparently trying to forget the the Raines Reign altogether, and has apparently erased the last two years from the annals of history. That’s good news for our favorite quadragenarian hottie: in the rest of the world, Ms. Coulter is 41 now, but in the Times she’s just 39.
I say let’s just cut her in half and count the rings.