Also, no root canals or plucking all of the hairs off your head, one by one

Some things are not too hard to deny yourself:

In the wake of Matt Drudge’s “outing” a gay Canadian reporter as being — gasp — Canadian, posters on one gay Web site are organizing a boycott against Drudge by asking its members to withhold sexual favors from the Internet sleuth.

Yeah. That’ll be tough. For those who have never seen him…here’s Matt.

They could try and get Matt on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, but first, Matt’s not straight, and secondly , the show is only an hour long. It’s not a mini-series.



Yeah. Like I would tell you....